1. Party Drunk:
- will talk to anyone and everyone
- only does shots
- has to literally be dragged home at the end of the night because they refuse to acknowledge that the party has ended and they are the only persion still there
2. Blissful Drunk
- does nothing but laugh
- just happy to be included
- too good for this world
- loves you so much eventhough they just met you few minutes ago
3. Emotional Drunk
- not great at parties
- it's either crying tears of sorrow because there's no chips left or crying tears of gratitude because someone showed them where the bathroom is
- brings out everyone's inner mother
4. Parent Drunk
- keep everyone's shit together
- everyone thinks they're sober but they have actually had 5 shots in a hour
- knows when you need to go home and will make sure you get there
- holds back your hair when you are vomiting at 3 am
5. Slutty Drunk
- never gets cold
- makeup never smudges
- never has to buy their own drinks
- you think they are sloppy and have no idea what they are doing but every move is calculated and intentional
6. Sloppy Drunk
- wasted by 9pm
- needs to be taken home early
- will drink anything you give them as long as there is alcohol in it
- a MESS
- never learns from their mistakes
