Maths puns are the first sine of madness :P

I'm sine squared theta and your my cos squared theta because together we are one :)

Who invented the round table? Sir cumphrence

f(x) walks into a bar, the barman says "sorry we don't cater for functions"
I don't know if I should try to come up with a maths pun. I'm indice-ided.

Dear Circle,You're pointless.
Sincerely Square.

Why did sine and cosine go to the beach?
To get a tan.

eef: putting the "fun" back into function oh SOH funny i CAHn't stop laughing.

Phew, all remaining central tendencies to make maths puns are npersed. I mean it.

I just can't FUNCTION without maths COS it's such an INTEGRAL part of my life~

=P

this is abSURD :D

How do you know if a tree is a maths tree? It has square roots!

I don't know if you're in my range but I would like to take you back to my domain...

Nerding it up: Don't Tan, Cos it's a Sine of skin cancer.

3.14% of sailors are pi-rates x)

Happiness isn't getting all you want. It's enjoying all you have.

The face can speak a thousand emotions but it can easily mask what the heart truly feels.
The happiest face may be masking the most hurting heart. ~~~