Friday, 20 July 2012

Leaving Someone You Love is Like Ripping Off a Band-Aid.

You Do it Fast So It Won't Hurt;
But After it's Done it Stings,
Leaving an Outline Of What Used To Be On Your Skin. ♥
ahhhhhh.... such is life.

Sunday, 15 July 2012

Maths puns are the first sine of madness :P

I'm sine squared theta and your my cos squared theta because together we are one :)

Who invented the round table? Sir cumphrence


f(x) walks into a bar, the barman says "sorry we don't cater for functions"
I don't know if I should try to come up with a maths pun. I'm indice-ided.

Dear Circle,You're pointless.
Sincerely Square.


Why did sine and cosine go to the beach?
To get a tan.


eef: putting the "fun" back into function oh SOH funny i CAHn't stop laughing.


Phew, all remaining central tendencies to make maths puns are npersed. I mean it.

I just can't FUNCTION without maths COS it's such an INTEGRAL part of my life~


=P

this is abSURD :D

How do you know if a tree is a maths tree? It has square roots!

I don't know if you're in my range but I would like to take you back to my domain...

Nerding it up: Don't Tan, Cos it's a Sine of skin cancer.


3.14% of sailors are pi-rates x)
Happiness isn't getting all you want. It's enjoying all you have.

The face can speak a thousand emotions but it can easily mask what the heart truly feels.
The happiest face may be masking the most hurting heart. ~~~

Saturday, 14 July 2012

LOL. The awkward moment when there's only red-coloured jelly bellies left cos it's hard to determine which is raspberry, apple or cherry (which I h.a.t.e. cos it tastes like medicine bleurghh) haha.
Do not regret if you never appreciate.
Do not hate if you never try to understand.
Do not judge until you experience it yourself.
You may be out of my sight, but never out of my mind.~~~